I found myself checking the local news (myfoxclosings.com) to see if my school was closed for weather. Alas, no dice. But, however, I did notice that one school was closed and I’m wondering if it was for snow or for questionable practices in the land of Deliverance.
Uncle Joe’s Tot Locker
Who in the world would send their kid to a place with that name??
Well, it turns out, nobody would because it was a prank listing. Someone, an obvious comedic genius of whom I am in awe, decided to call in to the local news to report that Uncle Joe’s Tot Locker was closed.
This one goes down in history.